Lady in her 60's or 70's, riding a razor scooter, with helmet, and chin guard.
Walking up the hill Saturday night:
Man, fully dressed in karate attire, sprinting towards us, purposefully ran into a large tree, spun off of said tree and continued sprinting down the hill.
Followed shortly by 2 men dressed in identical santa costumes, running down the hill, but to an apparently different destination.
Heard.......
on the train: "this guy SHOULD NOT own a gun.....I mean, I've been shot, by him, TWICE. So has Alex." (I think he needs to find new friends).
4 comments:
Thanks for making me laugh on a dreary Monday afternoon.
BAHAHA! You know, the guy talking about the gun is really on to something there.
Well, this is just another reason I heart Portlandia.
Thanks for making me bust a gut at work with these stories :)
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