Monday, December 07, 2009

Spotted

On the way to and from the train:

Lady in her 60's or 70's, riding a razor scooter, with helmet, and chin guard.

Walking up the hill Saturday night:

Man, fully dressed in karate attire, sprinting towards us, purposefully ran into a large tree, spun off of said tree and continued sprinting down the hill.

Followed shortly by 2 men dressed in identical santa costumes, running down the hill, but to an apparently different destination.


Heard.......

on the train: "this guy SHOULD NOT own a gun.....I mean, I've been shot, by him, TWICE. So has Alex." (I think he needs to find new friends).


4 comments:

LuLuBelle said...

Thanks for making me laugh on a dreary Monday afternoon.

gurrbonzo said...

BAHAHA! You know, the guy talking about the gun is really on to something there.

Britten said...

Well, this is just another reason I heart Portlandia.

Ashley Stolworthy said...

Thanks for making me bust a gut at work with these stories :)