Monday, January 14, 2008
Most. Depressing. Fortune. Ever.
Why? Well for starters, one of my pet peeves are fortunes that aren't actually fortunes. I know there are people with more important concerns out there like world peace. I just ask for fortunes that aren't posers.
But seriously......embracement of emptiness? This is the greatest ownership I can have? Do these people not realize that they might have single people receiving the fortune cookie of gloom? Perhaps I should just feel fortunate that I got this one and not a more suicidal individual. Because I could see this pushing them over the edge.
Not only can I not eat the danged cookie, but then I get this. Mediocre Chinese food was not worth this reward. (And yes, sometimes I agree to Chinese only because I want the fortune).