Now lest you think that I mean I am looking into buying a hybrid car, since I AM in the market for a vehicle, please let me correct you right now. I am not. I am however, really into the hybrid pick up lines. They conserve energy and time, and make for humorous conversation. Which makes the world happier, and I am sure happy people release positive energy into the environment which has to combat global warming. I may be an idealist, but I do people there is nothing a little love can't cure. (This may be a direct result from countless childhood viewings of such cartoons as the Care Bear movie......Care Bears......STARE.....). So we can either stand in a circle chanting I Care to fight the evils that befall us, or just use the hybrid pick up line.
Like the one last night. Upon being introduced to a friend's friend, he asks (with a raise of the eyebrow) "So you live round here?.......Often?" That's right folks. That's what all that build up was for. And I'm pretty sure it was worth it. If you don't believe me, well, try creating a few hybrids of your very own. Or just adding often? after everything you say. It is guaranteed to result in a laugh.
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