16ish year old girl: Hey! I didn't know you worked here!
16ish yr old friend working summer job at fast food joint: Yeah just for the summer....
16ish yr old friend: Omigosh, I haven't told you! I'm not a virgin anymore.....!
Girl: No way!?
Friend: yeah we've been dating for like a month...so....
Girl: That is SOOOO cool, well, it's kinda bad, but really coooool.
This transpired directly in front of a line of waiting customers (waiting on her) and rather loudly. It was entertaining and a little sad.