Well, maybe there are some better ones, but as I was looking at some potential job opportunities, this one struck my attention: Data Technical Sorcerer.
I have no idea what that job would entail, but I bet it would be pretty cool whatever it is. I imagine a scene from The Sword in the Stone, with bright lights exploding from a tall tower where an ancient bearded fellow worked his magic, or adventures swimming in the river as a fish, or a kitchen full of dishes that wash themselves, and a cynical owl as a friend named Archimedes. And then there would be some kind of magical object, we'll say a sword, magically stuck in something like..... a stone? Which only I could retrieve, and so be crowned Princess of all the land. These adventures would all be very technical of course. And involve data.
Imagine my disappointment when I reread the title and realized that it actually said Data Technical Sourcer.
I don't know what that is either, but I'm thinking it probably doesn't involve magic. Or me being crowned royalty. Or talking animals.