Thursday, January 25, 2007

Best Job Title Ever

Well, maybe there are some better ones, but as I was looking at some potential job opportunities, this one struck my attention: Data Technical Sorcerer.

I have no idea what that job would entail, but I bet it would be pretty cool whatever it is. I imagine a scene from The Sword in the Stone, with bright lights exploding from a tall tower where an ancient bearded fellow worked his magic, or adventures swimming in the river as a fish, or a kitchen full of dishes that wash themselves, and a cynical owl as a friend named Archimedes. And then there would be some kind of magical object, we'll say a sword, magically stuck in something like..... a stone? Which only I could retrieve, and so be crowned Princess of all the land. These adventures would all be very technical of course. And involve data.

Imagine my disappointment when I reread the title and realized that it actually said Data Technical Sourcer.

I don't know what that is either, but I'm thinking it probably doesn't involve magic. Or me being crowned royalty. Or talking animals.

Basically, boring.

5 comments:

Rachel said...

this is your best post ever.

Jessica said...

I love that movie! What ever happened to it? you never see it anymore!

Manda said...

I am the proud owner of a DVD copy of The Sword in the Stone. It's a staple. I heart Madam Mim.

Sarita said...

Oh, I forgot about Madam Mim!

Britten said...

I would totally do this...misread something and dream of the possiblities!

You are too cute! And I guess that makes me cute too :p