Thursday, January 25, 2007

Best Job Title Ever

Well, maybe there are some better ones, but as I was looking at some potential job opportunities, this one struck my attention: Data Technical Sorcerer.

I have no idea what that job would entail, but I bet it would be pretty cool whatever it is. I imagine a scene from The Sword in the Stone, with bright lights exploding from a tall tower where an ancient bearded fellow worked his magic, or adventures swimming in the river as a fish, or a kitchen full of dishes that wash themselves, and a cynical owl as a friend named Archimedes. And then there would be some kind of magical object, we'll say a sword, magically stuck in something like..... a stone? Which only I could retrieve, and so be crowned Princess of all the land. These adventures would all be very technical of course. And involve data.

Imagine my disappointment when I reread the title and realized that it actually said Data Technical Sourcer.

I don't know what that is either, but I'm thinking it probably doesn't involve magic. Or me being crowned royalty. Or talking animals.

Basically, boring.


Rachel said...

this is your best post ever.

Jessica said...

I love that movie! What ever happened to it? you never see it anymore!

Manda said...

I am the proud owner of a DVD copy of The Sword in the Stone. It's a staple. I heart Madam Mim.

Sarita said...

Oh, I forgot about Madam Mim!

Britten said...

I would totally do this...misread something and dream of the possiblities!

You are too cute! And I guess that makes me cute too :p