There is this girl who thinks I look British. Not sure why, but I will take it as a compliment. I guess.
Girl: Seriously, all you need is the accent.
Me: I would humor you with an accent if I weren't terrible at it.
Guy who says that his name is Juan Hamud even though it isn't: You can do it....come on....
Me: Seriously, all my accents come out southern.
Guy: Ummmm, you could be from southern England?
Me: I suppose you're right. But still, usually people assume I'm a Swed. Or of the general Nordic region.
Guy: I would say more Bangladesh.....
Me: Really? I bet it was the pasty white skin that gave it away.
Guy: I didn't say originally. You could be an immigrant.....
Me: Well then, that makes perfect sense.