I decided that pretending that everyone is speaking in euphemism's is much more entertaining than not. Try it. Only what the euphemism is for can be somewhat limited and using the facilities gets old. Still I enjoy it. And the fact that I can spell euphemism. It sounds like some faction of feminism doesn't it? I bet Grandpa could break it down and tell us what it really means. Wouldn't be cool if euphemism was a euphemism. All about the psychedelic trip thing. Always play with their minds.
Excuse me.
I need to go see a man about a horse.
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wow. everyone must be working today.
I know. Wierd. What's with that?
So remember that conversation about taking the stairs and what have you? I was talking to Matthew today about excersize and I mentioned he should take the stairs at work. And he said he can't because the doors and sealed and there are men with guns guarding them. Ha! Really though. He may get fat, but at least he can feel safe at work. But they do have a workout facility there...
i know i misspelled exercise. I always do. I like to unnecessarily complicate words.
I like to unecessarily complicate life. It's fun.
And I can hardly imagine Matthew getting fat.
The elements combined to force me to use the stairs today. The power was out from 7:30am till after 9, and the elevators never did power back on before I left at noon. It didn't matter how many times I pressed that button, the elevator wouldn't budge. Penance for the kitkat I ate for breakfast?
I need to go for a swim.
Just walk outside. I'm sure you can find a puddle to wade around in. At least I can out here.
I was going to write something pithy in response to your post but after reading through all the comments that have nothing to do with taking a ham out of the freezer, i have to go see a man about a horse!
Oh, by the way, Euphemism: [Greek euphmismos, from euphmizein, to use auspicious words, from euphmi, use of auspicious words : eu-, eu- + phm, speech; see bh-2 in Indo-European Roots.]
(does anyone know what AUSPICIOUS means?)
aus·pi·cious
Pronunciation: o-'spi-sh&s
Function: adjective
Date: 1593
1 : affording a favorable auspice : PROPITIOUS made an auspicious beginning
2 : attended by good auspices : PROSPEROUS an auspicious year
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