My office is freezing.
I have a headache.
And record breaking cramps (not sure how you measure the pain of cramps in order to determine that they are actually record breaking, but lets just say they are).
My office is a refrigerator (just caught myself cuddling up to a stack of newly copied demands so I could partake of their warmth).
I already mentioned that the office was freezing in the first line, but I forgot.
And I have been sick to my stomach since dinner last night.
I just want to go home, go to bed, and be cuddled.
Also, if you really want to creep me out and maybe have me never speak to you again, get me one of these.
Do I sound sufficiently pathetic yet?