Dude with cool hair and threads:
"I mean, how old are we, 13? Do I have to write her a note with boxed options for yes, no, and maybe?.............Actually, that's not a bad idea, except I might need a few more options like Yes, with evidence of future financial stability. "
I hate it when the dress I pulled out of my dirty clothes to wear to work ends up having food stains on it. It's kinda flowy, and worn over leggings. I hope those two things will distract the eye from the stains. Or I could, you know, wear clean clothes.