"You're awfully smug for a man at a folding table..." John Lithgow as Dick Solomon

A list of my current favorite quotes listed in the Real Simple magazine:

" 'Tis better to have loved than to never...Oh, give me a drink." David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Winchester III on M*A*S*H*. (of Diet Coke that is)

" Freud is all nonsense; the secret to neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse longest to help with the dishes." Julian Mitchell, As far As You Can Go.

" I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it." Flower Belle Lee in My Little Chickadee
(Or Jessica doesn't want to feel guilty for eating a delectable dessert and drags me along with her).